The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I hope the business sense that artists like Jay-Z and Nelly are showing rubs off on the young players. I want somebody… — Antonio Davis Copy Share Image
You don't have to be a brilliant historian to know that in Europe, messing with countries' borders, messing with their self-determination, their… — David Cameron Copy Share Image
I made an urban-looking bicycle that could stand up to potholes. Of course, it was stolen instantly - proof of the genius… — David Linley Copy Share Image
We need someone who is going to stand up, speak up, and speak out for the people who need help, for the… — John Lewis Copy Share Image
I find it difficult to stand up for what you are and what your essence is, and seeing that clearly can be… — Jacob Collier Copy Share Image
The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing for 11 years as a stand-up is having problems with authority and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. But I'm into doing comedy… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
I'm from Texas, so we used to wear our pants starched down like a cowboy. So when I got to New York,… — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I really, really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
My fighting style is mixed martial arts. It's not just stand up, or ground and pound, it's everything together. I have 26… — Valentina Shevchenko Copy Share Image
Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I can be heard. Regrettably, it's amazing… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The truth is, I don't have any problem with journalists - I count some of them as friends - also some of… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
We must stand up for the principle of parliamentary democracy and not allow the government's failure in the Brexit process to be… — Keir Starmer Copy Share Image
Stand up comedy can be a tough world to break into. It can take years of painful soul searching, disappointing performances, and… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
You can get stuck in the trap of reading your YouTube comments all the time. Sometimes I regret it. Not everyone is… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
I do love live performing, but I'm not a stand-up naturally, and I don't like the lifestyle of working just in the… — Amy Hoggart Copy Share Image
You should never hold back in giving your opinion - it's important to always stand up for what you believe in and… — Nicky Morgan Copy Share Image
Every frame of a Coen brothers movie is filled with history and meaning, and the deeper you go, the deeper you get.… — Oscar Isaac Copy Share Image
The thing I like about baseball is that it's one-on-one. You stand up there alone, and if you make a mistake, it's… — Hank Aaron Copy Share Image
I started quite young at school, compering a charity event at an old people's home. I would do stand up and impressions… — Armando Iannucci Copy Share Image
I really don't want to do anything that resembles stand-up comedy. But I will agree to say that I am doing it,… — Lucas Neff Copy Share Image
My stand-up has always been very character-based. I'm not really the kind of person that's like, 'Hey, here's what's on my mind!… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
The real reason President Trump was elected, I think, to the extent I know anything about politics at all - and I… — Amy Wax Copy Share Image
To stand up to worldwide competition, we need a very strong set-up at home that produces athletes right from the beginner's level… — Abhinav Bindra Copy Share Image
Today, I am a touring standup comic who cannot stand up. Within three minutes, I begin to wilt, lose my balance, and… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
If we want to change this culture of hate and bigotry, every one of us must stand up and speak with one… — Tulsi Gabbard Copy Share Image
Heroes have a rough time because they stand up when they ought not to, they speak when they ought not to; they… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
One of the things that I'm very proud to stand up and yell about is that we need to end gatekeeping in… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
Stand-up is my heart and now I get a chance to do that and the music altogether. That's going to be great.… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
So I will stand more steadfastly for the things I stand up for, like people who work for a living. I'd like… — John Murray Copy Share Image
Civilization must stand up and combat the current collapse of governance, the rise of violence, and the spread of chaos and fear… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
For a public option, I voted for that when I was in Congress, and the Senate couldn't stand up to the health… — Joe Sestak Copy Share Image
MLK, Jr. taught me how to say no to segregation, and I can hear him saying now... when you straighten up your… — John Lewis Copy Share Image
I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We need to stand up to Donald Trump and the Republicans, but we also need to stand up against our own party… — Seth Moulton Copy Share Image
I haven't had a terrible relationship, but I've always been the type in a relationship to give too much and not speak… — Soccer Mommy Copy Share Image
We must stand up and fight for an America that welcomes young doers and dreamers instead of categorically denying entry to so… — Reshma Saujani Copy Share Image
