People have this misconception that I'm going to beat them up when I meet them. But it's like... no. Just 'cause I… — Danielle Bregoli Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, it's incredibly important to have a show like 'Atlanta' because if we can't stand up for… — Brian Tyree Henry Copy Share Image
Beyond any role that I ever had, really early on as a stand-up, I would see actors decide to try it and… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I really want women to throw their shoulders back and stand up straight and use their big girl voices and not feel… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
“As a citizen of the world, I stand only with Truth and my conscience is my only leader. This is the only… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
We don't expect someone in a bikini to stand up for women's rights; we only expect a girl in an 'NGO outfit'… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
There have been many instances in my life where I have had to stand up to bullies as a girl and as… — Cedella Marley Copy Share Image
When you are doing stand up, it is the most glorious hour, when you are an X-Men version of yourself, with lasers… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I've always made it a priority to stand up for our land, water, and wildlife corridors, and in the Senate, I'll continue… — Ben Ray Lujan Copy Share Image
We have suffered discrimination. We have suffered isolation and undermining. But we stand up for America, oftentimes when others who think they… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
There is one candidate in this election who will protect that dream. One leader who will fight hard to keep the promise… — Susana Martinez Copy Share Image
We've got to stand up for what we believe in as a labour movement. And that means the party's membership needs to… — Jeremy Corbyn Copy Share Image
I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I did stand-up for a good number of years while I was still living in New York, and those people primarily knew… — Samm Levine Copy Share Image
My mother taught me not to take any crap from anyone and to stand up for my rights. You might not believe… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
You got to have a lot of courage. Secondly, whatever it is you're doing, you have to believe in it wholeheartedly. Thirdly,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
We can't afford to compromise on anything we have fought for - abortion is legal in our country, and I will do… — Deb Haaland Copy Share Image
I know I'm a good chipper and I know I've got good hands, so I kind of figured that if I can… — Shane Lowry Copy Share Image
I don't like the women who stand up for the empowerment of women at the expense of men. They try to demonize… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
When I gave up law to go into real estate, my mother said, 'How can you give up the law?' But she… — Jerry Reinsdorf Copy Share Image
There's a big difference to when you stand up and sing someone else's song, but when you've actually written the song, you… — Tulisa Copy Share Image
I took an improv class in 2005 in Chicago at ComedySportz, which was short-form, more of a games-based improv. I remember it… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
In science, if you stand up and say something you know is not correct, that's career-ending. It used to be that way… — Bill Foster Copy Share Image
I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
With Stand Up To Cancer, every penny goes to Cancer Research UK. You are playing with people's lives. I knew I needed… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I had full rank scholarship to the University of Michigan, which anybody in the north will tell you, I don't know anyone… — Brandi Rhodes Copy Share Image
Dad had a huge influence on me. I really look up to him for his brave acts. He was an outspoken man.… — Rajkumar Hirani Copy Share Image
I know how to learn anything I want to learn. I absolutely know that I could learn how to fly the space… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
What can I say that will make people that are in recovery want to stand up and support Recovery Month? A friend… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
If you're ordering chain, you're a person with poor taste. Everyone lives near a pizza place that's better than a chain. They… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I think that it's an easy thing to say, that whenever women do stand up, that 'Oh, they must hate men' -… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I am one who believes in the power of the people. I am inspired when I see people hit the streets, who… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
No, I never really set out to be a stand up. I wanted to be a writer of some sort. I thought… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I am trying to work out what my taste is, comedy-wise. I look up to stand up comedians who appear to be… — Jessie Cave Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
