Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
It should seem that it is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician. — Augustus De Morgan Copy Share Image
We must treat each man on his worth and merits as a man. We must see that each is given a square… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As ten millions of circles can never make a square, so the united voice of myriads cannot lend the smallest foundation to… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
In the name of religious freedom, relativists have banished religion from the public square. They say they have to destroy public displays… — Robert H. Knight Copy Share Image
[Donald] Trump won fair and square! He got 13.3 million votes. He won all over the country. He won when the race… — Christopher Michael Cillizza Copy Share Image
I think I have in fact been situated in most of the squares on the political checkerboard, one after another and sometimes… — Michel Foucault Copy Share Image
In February of this year I returned to China to research my next book. The authorities know about the novels of mine… — Ma Jian Copy Share Image
I have spent 11 horrific years in solitary confinement in a 6-square-meter dungeon three floors underground without sunlight or fresh air. But… — Samir Geagea Copy Share Image
The Chinese say that having two homes is the way to madness. I'm not mad, but I definitely wish Hollywood would move… — Alice Eve Copy Share Image
To the human mind there is something almost illogical in the assertion that God became a man. It is like speaking about… — Ralph P. Martin Copy Share Image
We, the women of the Senate, with President Obama by our side, will keep fighting - our shoulders square, our lipstick on… — Barbara Mikulski Copy Share Image
He made the earth first and peopled it with dumb creatures, and then He created man to be His overseer on the… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
No more photos. Surely there are enough. No more shadows of myself thrown by light onto pieces of paper, onto squares of… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
... fain would I turn back the clock and devote to French or some other language the hours I spent upon algebra,… — Jessie Belle Rittenhouse Copy Share Image
For some of us, books are as important as almost anything else on earth. What a miracle it is that out of… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Whoever is born in New York is ill-equipped to deal with any other city: all other cities seem, at best, a mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her.… — S. Bear Bergman Copy Share Image
I start at square one with every role. If I let myself feel pressure, it would crush me. The truth is that… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
The form of my painting is the content. My work is made of single or multiple panels: rectangle, curved, or square. I… — Ellsworth Kelly Copy Share Image
When you arrive in Hiroshima you can look around and for 25 and perhaps 30 square miles you can see hardly a… — Wilfred Burchett Copy Share Image
I took the T from Logan airport to Harvard Square. I hate driving in Boston. It's the traffic that drives me spare,… — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
The square is not a subconscious form. It is the creation of intuitive reason. The face of the new art. The square… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have two steaks, one that's an inch thick, one that's 2 inches thick, how much longer does the thicker one… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Twenty years from now, there will still be a square screen, maybe even larger, and people will be sitting in a large,… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
An artist who wants to transpose a composition onto a larger canvas must conceive it over again in order to preserve its… — Henri Matisse Copy Share Image
Americans can live with the fact that good people sometimes give their lives for this country, but what they can't take, what… — Jim Jordan Copy Share Image
Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to… — David Spade Copy Share Image
Poetry is a sort of inspired mathematics, which gives us equations, not for abstract figures, triangles, squares, and the like, but for… — Ezra Pound Copy Share Image
The problem we have in America is the systematic erosion of our religious values in an attempt by certain liberal groups to… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
Amos stopped before the entrance, which was the size of a garage door—a dark heavy square of timber with no visible handle… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Science is not a body of facts. Science is a state of mind. It is a way of viewing the world, of… — Natalie Angier Copy Share Image
The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and… — John Rocker Copy Share Image
If, occasionally, historical evidence does not square with formulated laws, it should be remembered that a law is but a deduction from… — Immanuel Velikovsky Copy Share Image
If you feed them, if you feed the children, three square meals a day during the school year, how can you expect… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If anyone has followed my career, they know that there's been a lot of obstacles and a lot of ups and down… — Floyd Mayweather, Jr Copy Share Image
Being a disciple means being constantly ready to bring the love of Jesus to others, and this can happen unexpectedly and in… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I feel in my bones that Lady Gaga is a true strident feminist and good for my soul - but how do… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when… — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image