Alan Jay Lerner

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

— Alan Jay Lerner

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

— Alan Jay Lerner

“Could anyone among us have an inkling or a clue What magic feats or wizardry and voodoo you can do? And who…

— Alan Jay Lerner

“Don't let it be forgot that once there were a spot for one brief shining moment that was known as camelot”

— Alan Jay Lerner

An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

— Alan Jay Lerner

Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when…

— Alan Jay Lerner

“On a clear day Rise and look around you And you'll see who you are On a clear day How it will…

— Alan Jay Lerner

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.

— Alan Jay Lerner

For a painter, the Mecca of the world, for study, for inspiration and for living is here on this star called Paris.…

— Alan Jay Lerner

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

— Alan Jay Lerner

I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before.

— Alan Jay Lerner

On a clear day, rise and look around you and you'll see who you are on a clear day, how it will…

— Alan Jay Lerner

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in…

— Alan Jay Lerner

Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you…

— Alan Jay Lerner

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

— Alan Jay Lerner

Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.

— Alan Jay Lerner

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

— Alan Jay Lerner

We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.

— Alan Jay Lerner

There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years! Why can't the English teach their…

— Alan Jay Lerner

All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man…

— Alan Jay Lerner

Men die but an idea does not.

— Alan Jay Lerner

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

— Alan Jay Lerner

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

— Alan Jay Lerner

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

— Alan Jay Lerner

Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.

— Alan Jay Lerner