Sock Quotes · Page 4

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

— Bill Murray

They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks.

— Harlan Ellison

“Slow down and explain to us plebeians. If you have to, use sock puppets.”

— Lish McBride

Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks and scream if I hear any strange noises.

— Kristin Cashore

I usually just wear black so my shoes and my socks are my rays of sunshine.

— Matt Skiba

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks.

— Jon Bon Jovi

I'm one of those people with restless hands. I need to be doodling, or biting my nails, or making socks.

— Vera Brosgol

I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.

— Stephen Curry

Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my…

— Jim Gaffigan

She spoke under her breath to Nick. "Is there a reason he's only wearing one sock?" "He puked on his foot." "Oh."…

— Julie James

All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask…

— Babe Ruth

Under a Labour government, there's virtually nowhere you can put your savings where they would be safe from the state. ... If…

— Margaret Thatcher

Hey, I'm a good software engineer, but I'm not exactly known for my fashion sense. White socks and sandals don't translate to…

— Linus Torvalds

how lacking in intuition men could be in persuading themselves that mending some stranger's socks, and attending to his comfort, could content…

— Daphne du Maurier

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or…

— Dave Barry

Could the garment and appliance industries be in cahoots together, creating an artificial sock demand to keep us buying?

— Tom Bodett

So we [with Kate DiCamillo] decided to give the friends an object and see what they did with it. The object was…

— Alison McGhee

The black socks [on me at Olympics in 1968] emphasized the fact that we had so many Blacks and people of color…

— John Carlos

I made it the mantra of those days; when I paused before yet another series of switchbacks or skidded down knee-jarring slopes,…

— Cheryl Strayed

I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s…

— Noel Fielding

“The classic example of this is modeling sock gnome transactions. As we all know, sock gnomes take one of a pair of…

— Anonymous

Subtly, in the little ways, joy has been leaking out of our lives. The small pleasures of the ordinary day seem almost…

— Barbara Holland

From morning till night, sounds drift from the kitchen, most of them familiar and comforting. . . . On days when warmth…

— E. B. White

Marriage is supposed to do everything, like Duz, which is more than half its problem. It is said to save us, define…

— Merle Shain

I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I dont have to

— Albert Einstein

Ku’Sox was indeed a demon. In. The. Sun. I needed answers, but I wanted them from Al, not…Cute Socks here.

— Kim Harrison

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I…

— Albert Einstein

You couldn't walk a block in my sock, how in the Hell you talking about walking a mile in my shoes!

— Anonymous

Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots

— Albert Einstein

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

— Bill Hicks

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

— Groucho Marx

I don't clean, I don't make the bed. I spend my salary. I worry a lot. I just don't worry about socks…

— Amanda Peet

I'm kind of a neat freak. My place is really organized. My socks are even organized: colors and sizes.

— Ryan Guzman

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer.…

— Darynda Jones

His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

— Hector Hugh Munro

We risk life and limb and my princely good looks for a spoonful of sweet sock?

— J.V. Hart

The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire.

— Ann Voskamp

We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again.

— Hannibal

This extraordinary group has absolutely captivated my imagination, knocked my socks off - what more can I say?

— Michael Tilson Thomas

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

— Steven Wright