“It makes sense that the two most beautiful people in the room should gravitate toward each other.” — Lili Valente Beautiful Copy Share Image
“I do love you.” Tears rise in my eyes. “I love you so much, and I’m so sorry this is happening to… — Lili Valente Love Copy Share Image
“Laura: Ew. So gross. I don’t want to hear about you and Justin getting it on, Elizabeth. I’ve known him since we… — Lili Valente Disgusting Copy Share Image
“I relax against his chest, turning to look up into his stupidly handsome face. Why does he have to be so pretty… — Lili Valente Handsome Copy Share Image
“That was only my second time doing that. But I watched some videos last night, so I was hoping it would be… — Lili Valente Last night Copy Share Image
“Virginia Wolf once said, “I ransack libraries and find them full of sunken treasure.” — Lili Valente Library Copy Share Image
“Bend over and lift your skirt, i'm going to show you what it's like to spend Christmas on the naughty list” — Lili Valente Adult-fiction Copy Share Image
“Well, it’s not every day a guy learns he’s got a magical unicorn penis.” — Lili Valente Every day Copy Share Image
“Would you ever want to be a stay-at-home dad?” I grin. “Why? You looking to knock me up, sexy?” — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“a good man is like melted cheese; a bad one is like a rectal exam. In other words, a good man makes… — Lili Valente Good Copy Share Image
“Why are you laughing? I am your sexy boyfriend. You told me last night. You said I was the sexiest boyfriend you’ve… — Lili Valente Last night Copy Share Image
“All I need is time, four walls, and a lock I can turn to make sure Libby and I aren’t disturbed until… — Lili Valente Libby Copy Share Image
“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out… — Lili Valente Every day Copy Share Image
“Two people who share a secret no one else knows because no one else understands the way it is between us when… — Lili Valente Love Copy Share Image
“You have this way of making totally benign things sound…absolutely filthy.” Her breath rushes out as her cheeks flush pinker than they… — Lili Valente Filthy Copy Share Image
“How could you have a serious conversation with me when I look like this?” His smile softens. “You look like that because… — Lili Valente Communication Copy Share Image
“This guy has a magical dick, Mandy. His dick is like a unicorn. His dick has basically proven the existence of unicorns.… — Lili Valente Life Copy Share Image
“And yes, I like to crochet. Again, I’ll ask that you not fucking judge me, because it’s my birthday, because my charity,… — Lili Valente Hooker Copy Share Image
“I’m so embarrassed.” He chuckles. “Don’t be. You were cute. You snuggled against my shoulder while I was carrying you and told… — Lili Valente Candy Copy Share Image
“Amanda: Ugh. Now I’m crying for real. Why do you have to be such a great fucking friend? Diana: Because I like… — Lili Valente Friendship Copy Share Image
“But he also smells like a cross between a redwood forest and homemade frosting, moves like a sexy beast who is completely… — Lili Valente Last time Copy Share Image
“I’ve been dating for over a decade, Libby, and I have never had a man look as hopeful and adorably desperate over… — Lili Valente Poetry Copy Share Image
“That’s how much you should love the woman you’re going to marry. You should love her so much that if she were… — Lili Valente Rib cage Copy Share Image
“I’m choking on my own tongue, frantically trying to think of something to say to repair the damage Mandy’s worked in the… — Lili Valente Choking Copy Share Image
“I’m ninety-nine percent sure Libby’s going to say yes, but that one percent margin of error is apparently enough to give me… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“You look beautiful.” I shift my gaze slowly to my right and find him watching me with that intensity in his eyes… — Lili Valente Eyes Making Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. I guess he doesn’t want his grandmother to know that he’s living in sin with a woman he got… — Lili Valente Great guy Copy Share Image
“To be lost with him. Found with him. To be held tight while this powerful, impressively put together man melts in my… — Lili Valente Beauty Copy Share Image
“I’m always in the mood to cook.” I brush her hair out of her eyes. “And I’m definitely in the mood to… — Lili Valente Mood Copy Share Image
“By the time we head for home, with ten pints in a freezer bag held between us, I’m already accustomed to the… — Lili Valente Looking forward Copy Share Image
