Every day Quote by Lili Valente Download Open image ““Well, it’s not every day a guy learns he’s got a magical unicorn penis.”” — Lili Valente ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Every day
“This guy has a magical dick, Mandy. His dick is like a unicorn. His dick has basically proven the existence of unicorns. I now… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out and get… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“There's always room for a unicorn in my life. (i.e. fantasy and imagination)” — Renata Ammazzini Copy Share Image
“it's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams” — John Dorian- scrubs Copy Share Image
“Everybody needs a unicorn. One with a sparkly horn. One who can dance. Who gives you what you wants. A bucket full of glitter.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In truth, the unicorn was me - the me I wished I could be - if only I dared.” — Forest F. White Copy Share Image
“It makes sense that the two most beautiful people in the room should gravitate toward each other.” — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“That was only my second time doing that. But I watched some videos last night, so I was hoping it would be okay.” “Firstly—again, it was far, far better than okay. Secondly—what kind of videos?” I wiggle my brows suggestively. “You mean porn?” Her blush spreads from her cheeks down the pale column of her throat. “Instructional videos.” “By which… — Lili Valente Copy Share
“Laura: Ew. So gross. I don’t want to hear about you and Justin getting it on, Elizabeth. I’ve known him since we were twelve.… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I do love you.” Tears rise in my eyes. “I love you so much, and I’m so sorry this is happening to you. I’m… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I relax against his chest, turning to look up into his stupidly handsome face. Why does he have to be so pretty to look… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“You look beautiful.” I shift my gaze slowly to my right and find him watching me with that intensity in his eyes again, making it clear he isn’t kidding. “Well…thank you. You’re not too bad to look at, either.” He smiles as he shifts closer. “No? Not too bad?” I shrug. “Nah. I mean, I don’t throw up in my… — Lili Valente Copy Share
“a good man is like melted cheese; a bad one is like a rectal exam. In other words, a good man makes everything better,… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. I guess he doesn’t want his grandmother to know that he’s living in sin with a woman he got pregnant out of wedlock. So it’s going to be our little secret for now.” At this point, I’m pretty sure my eyes are bulging out of my head, but Mandy’s voice is breezy as she adds, “No, seriously,… — Lili Valente Copy Share
“I’m always in the mood to cook.” I brush her hair out of her eyes. “And I’m definitely in the mood to be alone… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“But he also smells like a cross between a redwood forest and homemade frosting, moves like a sexy beast who is completely comfortable in… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“That’s how much you should love the woman you’re going to marry. You should love her so much that if she were taken away… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I’ve been dating for over a decade, Libby, and I have never had a man look as hopeful and adorably desperate over me as Justin looked holding up that stupid poem for you. Hearts all over the country are breaking for that goofy, handsome fool, and when you go out there with your sign that says you love him, too,… — Lili Valente Copy Share
“Don’t allow anyone to pressure you into taking a job in a field that doesn’t feel right in your gut. You are the one who has to live your life every day, so make sure you’re happy with the choices you make. Once you identify the plan that’s right for you, pursue it wholeheartedly. Then, whether you’re raking in dough… — Alison James Copy Share
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession was once more common than it is now. Arasthus tells of a peasant who was occupied by a different devil for every day in the week, and on Sundays by two. They were frequently seen, always walking in his shadow, when he had one, but… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share
I loved the game so much that even though our playing field was muddy and we had many trees on it, I used to… — Roberto Clemente Copy Share Image
On stage, you can bring all those strong emotions that you don't have the opportunity to live. You don't want to die for love… — Sylvie Guillem Copy Share Image
A real Christian in an odd number anyway. He feels supreme love for One whom he has never seen, talks familiarly every day to Someone he cannot see, expects to go to heaven on the virtue of Another, empties himself in order to be full, admits he is wrong so he can be declared right, goes down in order to… — Anonymous Copy Share
I think naturally I've been kind of a lead-by-doing guy. Just showing up to work every day. You never ask teammates something you wouldn't… — Terrell Suggs Copy Share Image
Love is the Key started in 1994 with a simple idea: that Love is the Key that would open all the doors in life. This idea inspired designer Andy Cain to create the first Love Key necklace so that we could all be reminded of this powerful message as we wear it every day. Whether that love is family, friends,… — Love Is The Key® Copy Share
Being under-recruited coming out of Highland, I've carried that with me. I keep pushing forward, keep working hard every day, keep my head on… — Mike Daniels Copy Share Image
“(one would say yes, if not every day, at least fairly regularly), whether only for yourself or also for others (often only for yourself,… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
“Are you sure?" he asked in a low voice. "Because if I had the chance... I would spend every moment of every day with… — Alexandra Monir Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
