Life Quote by Lili Valente

“Well, it’s not every day a guy learns he’s got a magical unicorn penis.”

— Lili Valente

“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out and get…

— Lili Valente

“Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.”

— Lewis Carroll

“I squeal, doing a happy dance. ”Wow, that was easier than I thought,” I said, smiling. “But I want to confirm that I'm paying…

— Aurora Rose Reynolds

“The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said "Talk, child." Alice could not help her lips curling up into a smile as she began:…

— Lewis Carroll

“The unicorn was gray and still. "There is magic on me," she said. "Why did you not tell me?" "I thought you knew," the…

— Peter S. Beagle

“Just roll me in fairy dust and call me a unicorn.”

— Lita Burke

“Everybody needs a unicorn. One with a sparkly horn. One who can dance. Who gives you what you wants. A bucket full of glitter.…

— Anonymous

“When I was young I believe in magic and unicorns, but when I grew up I learn that you have to believe in love...”

— C.M

“There is always room in my life for a unicorn. (i.e. fantasy)”

— Renata Ammazzini

“Sometimes we all need a unicorn to believe in. Sometimes we need a unicorn to believe in us.”

— Claudia Bakker

“I always thought they were fabulous monsters!" said the Unicorn. "Is it alive?" "It can talk," said Haigha, solemnly. The Unicorn looked dreamily at…

— Lewis Carroll