You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Show me a person who sees himself negatively and I will show you a person who sees others in a negative way. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Show me a character totally without anxieties and I will show you a boring book. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade. — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer of having a vision board, so I have a vision board, and that's motivating because it shows me… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
I want to find myself a girl who can show me what laughter means, and we'll fill in the missing numbers in… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
One thing my teacher taught me about getting psychic information with my intuition was to say, "Just show me the truth of… — Echo Bodine Copy Share Image
Sometimes I need to be a stranger to myself. Only then my soul can show me not what I want, but what… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Friends, show me a man who hates himself, and I'll show you a man who hates his neighbours more! He'd have to… — Mary Ann Shaffer Copy Share Image
Are you crazy? The last thing you want to do is make a scene." "Well, I'm gonna make a movie if you… — Sister Souljah Copy Share Image
I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
Whenever possible, I like to have the supreme head of a company show me over the works. It is extremely illuminating to… — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
No matter where they are or who they're with, dogs are incapable of being anything but themselves. Show me a dog that… — Meghan Daum Copy Share Image
I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The success factor is a combination of intuition and honestly, it's mostly only intuition. A design business is inherently dependent upon the… — Monita Rajpal Copy Share Image
Had I a careful and pleasant companion that should show me my angry face in a glass, I should not at all… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Show me a cultural relativist at 30,000 feet and I'll show you a hypocrite ... If you are flying to an international… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Show me a chief executive who’s on five boards and who lends his or her name, prestige and time to 15 community… — Albert J. Dunlap Copy Share Image
My dad took me for an audition once, to show me, OK, you want to be a child actor, this is what… — Emilia Clarke Copy Share Image
I meet the designers very often, we discuss the products, they show me their ideas, we discuss the ad campaigns and every… — Bernard Arnault Copy Share Image
A blind man can't forget the eyesight he lost, show me any beautiful girl. How can her beauty not remind me of… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I become friends with people in each city who can show me around. Like if someone came to Los Angeles they wouldn't… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
And if there's anything movies can do in a way that I just love, and I love as an audience is, "Show… — Annette Bening Copy Share Image
It’s in the very trickery that it pleases me. But show me how the trick is done, and I have lost my… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
I'm a nice guy to anyone I meet, until they show me they don't deserve niceness. I'll turn very quickly. But I'm… — Noel Clarke Copy Share Image
Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm an extremist. The Black race here in North America is in extremely bad condition. You show me a Black man… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Ooo,” said Alexia, fascinated, “it shrinks back down again. The books didn't detail that occurrence.” The earl laughed. “You must show me… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
Show me the prison, Show me the jail, Show me the prisoner whose life has gone stale. And I'll show you a… — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
She froze. He reached up and took her hand in his, pulling the knife away, making her drop it on the floor.… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
When I was a child of six or seven my father would show me the chapter in the prophet Isaiah where the… — Immanuel Velikovsky Copy Share Image
Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend. — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Show me an 'easy person,' and I will show you a selfish one. Good-natured he may be; why not? since the disastrous… — Fanny Fern Copy Share Image
Show me a person who has nothing to hide, and I'll show you a person who is either exceedingly dull - or… — Phil Zimmermann Copy Share Image
