Shitty Quotes

“But shitty human beings sometimes make great art.”

— Jerry Heller

“Addiction is a “shitty” disease”

— David W Earle

I wish athletic grey wasn't shitty.

— Jay Baruchel

“In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty.”

— Austin Grossman

You know, people are basically shitty

— Frank Zappa

If you can't text and drive, you're just a shitty driver.

— Nikhil Saluja

“What shitty band are you in?”

— Robert Pollard

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

— Louis C. K

“a shitty personality can make even the finest man on earth seem ugly.”

— Ember Casey

“I know. But honestly? Sometimes it's the only word that works.”

— Colleen Oakley

“These days will be a shitty reminder of a time when we weren't the best versions of ourselves.”

— Corrine Jackson

“How am I supposed to like myself if all these shitty things keep happening because I do them???”

— Allie Brosh

Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band.

— Moshe Kasher

“You two had something special – it’s the circumstances that were shitty.”

— Andrea Randall

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

— Dana Gould

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

— Demetri Martin

You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you,…

— Aziz Ansari

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm…

— Louis C. K

“What a shitty way to go through life, hiding your love for music so that people don't think the wrong things about…

— Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson

Worst music ever sells millions. The worst music with the shittiest lyrics. The fact is that they pay radio stations to put…

— Sia Furler

“Those shitty fucks… don't stop spamming.”

— Deyth Banger

“Loneliness is the single biggest cause of shitty lives.”

— William Wren

Stupid decisions lead to shitty situations

— Cregge Headley

Have a shitty four years wasted.

— Broken Soul

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

— Frank Zappa

“Cynicism is like gastro: it goes through your whole system and makes you shitty.”

— John Marsden

Being attractive is not an excuse for being a shitty person.

— Anonymous

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

— Karl Pilkington

“I'm not a shitty person, but I'm about to do a shitty thing.”

— Jennifer Niven

“No matter how shitty things are, you can always get a song out of it.”

— Grant Morrison

“Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.”

— Lewis Black

Ditching someone last minute is a shitty thing to do...

— Anonymous

She gives good heads but has a shitty brain.

— Dumbfoundead

A person who can't understand that such songs are shitty.

— Soulja Boy

“in these shitty plastic days ...”

— Gillian Flynn

“To get over artist's block, make shitty art.”

— Dave Horowitz

“I can't read Mason & Dixon , since my mind's so shitty, I can't process it!”

— Glenn Beck

I'm a fucking walking paradox, and a really shitty rapper in my favorite pair of socks.

— Tyler The Creator

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Lesson learned: If you’re already resorting to writing shitty poetry (not the lovey-dovey kind) to get your guys attention within one month…

— Kate Madison