; Find a heart that loves you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakest. Be with someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what? I forgive you for treating me bad. You want to know why? Because I was stupid enough for talking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No laughs hey? I know the act smells, but I'm right on top of it and you don't hear me complain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe we met for a reason. Maybe something good happened from us being together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on a wet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is a murderer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to a small guest house. The manager said, 'You want a room with running water? I said, 'What do you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Act like a Princess. Look like Barbie. Smoke like Marley. Party like Ke$ha. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text and thinking...'Oh god, they hate me,' if they dont respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; A fake person will make a mistake and act like it never happened. A real person will make a mistake, admit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now a days you find out who your true friends are. People are so fake but I guess thats why you trust… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're not lying, and you ACTUALLY LEFT YOUR HOMEWORK HOME. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when my parents see the taking-a-break í part and not the actual studying . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like 'You can't catch me!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the trash bin... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; It will always be okay in the end, if its not okay then its not the end. Hang in there, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its like every time something actually goes right in my life, someone somewhere says: 'Oh, she looks happy. Lets fuck her life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stand in line and you're near the cashier and they haven't come back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shit happens, doesnt it? It sucks; it stinks; it makes you sick to your stomach. Sometimes its so bad, shits seems to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Negative thoughts are like boogers, you keep picking at them until you capture it; then youre stuck with a nasty little waste… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
