Shit happens Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “No laughs hey? I know the act smells, but I'm right on top of it and you don't hear me complain.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Shit happens
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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
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That awkward moment when your talking shit about someone and they're right by you.. woops! — Nikki Copy Share Image