Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when somebody treats you like crap, but you still worry about them. It's like no matter what happens to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kid's... Whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't spend so much time analyzing me and my life. Worry about your own, that is obviously where the real issues lie.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you arrive at the party and see someone else wearing the same dress. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; From now on how you treat/talk to me will be in direct correlation of how you get treated. I strongly suggest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That fail moment when you press the wrong numbers on the vending machine... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of regret for sending a text when you don't get a reply and feeling like a fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know how it feels to let go of someone you really love for a long time, just for them to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...but I wasn't done yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and then you realize there's actually somebody inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From this day on... when I look back on the past... I will smile... and say to myself... I never thought I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
