Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the saying, Youre your own worse enemy? Its true. So kick your own ass with kind words everyday. Youll irritate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody's perfect, we screw up, we make mistakes, have heartbreaks, go through hard times but you need to know that this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Don't allow one person to tear you down. Don't allow one person to ruin your day. Don't allow one person to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your teacher forgets you have homework, but then that one kid says, 'We have homework.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everything has a happy ending, but that's life. Just pick up the pieces and move on to the next chapter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to much lotion on and don't know where to put it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're still forever alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Then remember, free is NOT always better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometime wee need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm staring at nothing in particular, and then realize I'm looking right at somebody. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Admitting your mistakes is not a sign of weakness, but a sign of maturity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook stalking someone and then you accidentally like their status from 2 years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
