Shit happens Quotes by Anonymous · Page 4

That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish.

— Anonymous

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

— Anonymous

That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving.

— Anonymous

Bad things are going to happen in your life, people will hurt you, disrespect you, play with your feelings.. But you shouldn't…

— Anonymous

Every time I do something impressive, no one notices. But every time I fuck up? The whole damn world watches me like…

— Anonymous

It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

— Anonymous

Forgetting your phone at home, it's always the end of the world.

— Anonymous

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

— Anonymous

Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out.

— Anonymous

; If it doesn't directly affect you, then its probably none of your business.

— Anonymous

Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.

— Anonymous

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

— Anonymous

I hate when Im watching a show on DVR and I realize Im mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to…

— Anonymous

Same sh*t, different toilet.

— Anonymous

That panic moment when: The elevator doors don't open right away and you think you're gonna be trapped there.

— Anonymous

Hey Baby won't you look my way, I can be your new addiction.

— Anonymous

Do something good, no one sees it...Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it...

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you realize you had something in between your teeth, but none of your friends told you...

— Anonymous

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You step in it. Accept it, get over…

— Anonymous

If shit happens, blame Israel.

— Anonymous

Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and…

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

— Anonymous

; Don't make a permanent decision on how your temporarily feeling.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

— Anonymous

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

— Anonymous

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact…

— Anonymous

; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process.

— Anonymous

Realizing that you overslept & popping out of bed like a ninja.

— Anonymous

That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.

— Anonymous

I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket.

— Anonymous

You Eat Too Much, You Poop, You Sleep Too Much, You Wake Up Soggy, You Drink Too Much, You're A Daddy For…

— Anonymous

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.'

— Anonymous

I once had someone say to me The reason I complain all the time is because crap keeps happening in my life.…

— Anonymous

Shutting down the computer and then realizing you need it again...

— Anonymous

That joy you feel when someone cancels plans that you didnt want to attend anyways.

— Anonymous

; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead…

— Anonymous

1,2,3, smile...OH CRAP! Its on video.

— Anonymous

Shit Happens. But Life Goes On.

— Anonymous