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“I always look behind the shower curtain before I go…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is a murderer...”

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

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“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care…

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Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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