“Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be sexy is to be pretty. No wait--that's still too weak. Sex should properly arise from sexiness. For unsexy people--fat people, old people, funny-looking people, disabled… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“Tesla,” the vicar mused. “That’s a foreign name, is it not? Hungarian, is it?” “Serbian,” I corrected him. “I’m afraid the ——shire Teslas are… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“Perhaps if you were to refrain from deploying the phrase ‘ignorant buffoon’ with a liberality most writers reserve for ‘it’ and ‘the,’ you would… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“Fiction inhabits the zone between the real and the impossible. The tug of those two poles is what gives it motion, vitality. Tethering fiction… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“I am certain you are not one of those dreary fellows one reads of who demands that their lady friends be in possession of… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“I work hard to stay cynical enough! I keep my expectations of our culture and our leaders low, low, low, and I do it… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“A lesser man might have begrudged him that, but remembering the old adage, "The finder’s goods shall he retain / Nor mind the loser’s… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be sexy is to be pretty. No wait--that's still too… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“Celibacy is the Tesla family secret, passed down through the generations.” “Celibacy, passed down through the generations?”Victor asked dryly. I flushed. “Its efficacy is… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
