Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny? Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral. Johnny asks: What is oral? Grandpa says: I say Fuk you, she says Fuk you, too — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
When ur depressed. Time, Things and people dont seem to matter to you. You feel stuck. A completely different person without you noticing it.… — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny? Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral. Johnny asks: What is oral? Grandpa says: I… — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
Me: why am I still single ? brain: you're weird as shit. body: and you're fat. face: plus you're pretty ugly. food: I'm here… — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
Man I hate when I see some girls walk around like there better then everyone else walkin around with boob jobs and shit acting… — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
I dont believe you get over someone when you break up.. I think you get over them after you've watched them move on — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
Every girlfriend I've had wants me to change something. Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude. . . The only thing I… — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
