God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Well, by now, I hope people would know the films of Peggy Ahwesh. I actually stole the title of 'Certain Women' from… — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
There's such an odd, eclectic group of people that make up the town of Plymouth, New Hampshire. I don't think I could… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
There," Zoë suggested."By the Embarcadero Building." "Good thinking," Chuck said. "Me and Hank can blend in with the pigeons." We all looked… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Someone asked me what the key to being a good frontman was, and I think having a sense of humor about it… — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the… — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
It is perhaps life's greatest accomplishment to live to old age, maintaining one's wits, one's sense of humor, one's health, and one's… — Yehudi Menuhin Copy Share Image
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I think the biggest survival instinct that Midwesterners possess is self deprecation, it's almost a Buddha-like sense of humor in anything that… — Amy Pietz Copy Share Image
Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
Dear favorite, You know me better than anyone. And you still like me! Amazing. Anyone who spends time with you is just a little bit cooler for it. I've seen you at your worst and it really wasn't that bad! You have a great sense of humor. And come to think of it, a great sense of direction. With hugs… — Scot Copy Share
“Recent research suggests that while both men and women say they like a “good sense of humor” in a potential mate, they… — Glenn Geher Copy Share Image
Do you know the most important trait a man can have? It is not executive ability; it is not a great mentality;… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a Friday night… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
“Luigi, the art teacher, holds up his brush, and we all do the same. I’m not quite sure why we’re mirroring his… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“Idiots,” I’d say, crunching another cracker. “Who tafes vaca to the friggin’ hungle?” And now here I am. Some people say life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like Thomas Jefferson, though he intimidated me. I thought he would have been very tough to be around. I don't know… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
“Why, Jack-off... You actually have a sense of humor! You should share that playful side more often. Guys really go for it.” — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
Let your personality, and sense of humor shine through, that's whats makes you, you. Even God had a sense of humor. Just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Education always continues. We all know that beauty fades, but what stays is a person's personality, their sense of humor, their wit,… — Stephanie Seymour Copy Share Image
I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even… — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is… — Andrea Fay Friedman Copy Share Image
I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
“As with everything else in my life, I decided that if we were all going to get through this in one piece,… — John E. Douglas Copy Share Image
I've got a pretty blue sense of humor. So, I'm pretty much game for anything. I couldn't think of something, off the… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
“Did you drag all these boxes out of the attic by yourself?” “No, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny stopped by… — Nancy Naigle Copy Share Image
I have a country-boy sense of humor. I come from a poor family, and I have no education. But I am Middle… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
“At least the angels didn’t have the sense of humor to take over the neighboring Angel Island instead. That’s something Raffe probably… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
Probably the most important single element that I found in my own marriage was a sense of humor. My wife had a… — Walter Cronkite Copy Share Image
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
“I'm a sucker for sweetness. Intelligence, creativity and a sense of humor mean little to me if a person isn't also kind.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“Keep your sense of humor. There is a 50-50 chance the world can be saved. You- yes you- might be the grain… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
I don't have a beef with Texas. I just don't think Texans know anything about basketball and they don't have a sense… — Jason Whitlock Copy Share Image
Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
“I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.” “I'm not a guru people, and… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but… — John Morreall Copy Share Image
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
