They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Don't just get mad, try a little creative revenge ... Creative revenge ... allows you to get even - to extract some… — Sonia Friedman Copy Share Image
All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
I've inherited a Jewish sensibility and sense of humor from my parents and all those who came before me. All the Jewish… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
Zidane is a respectful person, he knows what he wants and we are there to obey and to the best we can.… — Keylor Navas Copy Share Image
“We had any number of clocks surrounding us, and every one of them at one time or another exhibited a lively sense… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think about it when people say they want to fall in love it got me thinking they are crazy… — JJ Copy Share Image
“These days, all I ask of Fate is that the people she hurls into my life, whether they are evil or good,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
My life has had meaning, with the friendships full and valuable and essential to me. My children, Steve, Leslie, and Sam, are… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
I think probably the qualities that I look for in a man are somewhat different than they were before I became a… — Monica Lewinsky Copy Share Image
We're a family with a pretty light sense of humor but, still, on the anniversary of my mom's passing we don't feel… — Marcela Valladolid Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show. So I met with a late night joke writer and he told me that I should start by doing stand-up comedy, because that would really hone my sense of humor and joke writing ability. Eventually I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share
In English, you can find writers with a wonderful sense of humor, like Oscar Wilde. But in the French language, this is… — Jesus Franco Copy Share Image
There's sometimes when I feel really balanced, and there's other times when I feel like I'm trying to keep juggling too many… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
“The difference between the Russian character and the Western is that we Russians have learned to live our days in the full… — Edward Docx Copy Share Image
If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is;… — Mathieu Amalric Copy Share Image
Australians, we've got a very healthy sense of humor in us. God forbid we take ourselves too seriously so it's kind of… — Rose Byrne Copy Share Image
I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but… — Kathy Baker Copy Share Image
I've known Alan Zweibel since 1975, and I've always had this sneaking suspicion that he might possess a sense of humor. After… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
That's what friendships are, isn't it? You don't all have to be the same, as long as you've all got the same… — Keren Woodward Copy Share Image
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at… — Bert Williams Copy Share Image
Who I was was not acceptable to black L.A. youth: the way I spoke and my sense of humor. Everybody else had… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
“Nate came back into the kitchen, his hair slightly messy from having had the beanie on. The gray thermal Henley he wore… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
I agree, Dad. I was just explaining to the woman why we don’t look anything alike and why you would have been younger than me when I was born. It doesn’t mean I don’t love you ‘cause you know I do. Make one snotty comment in anger when you’re twelve years old going through puberty and getting grounded, and you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share
“I have never met leadership without a sense of humor; this ability to stand outside oneself and one’s circumstances, to see things… — J Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
“I'm already seeing my daughter's cynical sense of humor and she's 6! I bought these shoes, and I'm thinking I'm a cool… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If we went by the world's definition of who I'm supposed to be because I look weird 'Well, surely, this guy can't… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
“So, you don’t drink much,” he said. “What about food?” “No, I don’t eat food. I tried it once a long time… — Mary Abshire Copy Share Image
We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
“ So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love with you, Caleb. I fell in love with your sick sense of humor. I fell in love with the way you protected me. You saved my life!" - Livvie/Kitten” — CJ Roberts Copy Share
I think you have to have a sense of humor about every movie that you're doing. Your character needs to be relatable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'll be sure not to let anyone but you carry me in her arms." He turns and leaves the kitchen before I… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I might wake up when the rain starts or stops, when it shifts direction or rolls alongside the house like a tumbleweed,… — Dee Williams Copy Share Image
Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“Mum says be careful of boys who never take anything seriously. Dad says a boy needs a good sense of humor to… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
