Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
When Pat Buchanan came out against the Beijing Women's Conference and there were women standing next to him, smiling and laughing when… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
