Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time. — Gary W. Keller Copy Share Image
I do know the sorrow of being ordinary, and that much of our life is spent doing the crazy mental arithmetic of… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome. — George Eads Copy Share Image
You’ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound men’s asses. I will never get over that. You… — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks,… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I really don't mind dying because I figure I haven't wasted this life. Up until my first book was published I had… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Screw up often; but screw up ahead of everybody else, and than learn as much, and than use it to make subsequent… — Vinod Khosla Copy Share Image
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death “Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Claire, I-Look, my life is one long series of screw-ups and bad decisions, and I know that. I own that. But you...I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
What we have to remember is that not everything is under our control. If people are free in any meaningful sense of… — Joel Miller Copy Share Image
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. — Josh Kaufman Copy Share Image
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We… — Dean Cain Copy Share Image
You've got to have the guts to not be afraid to screw up. The guys who win are the ones who are… — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image