I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up. — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't… — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
Screw up often; but screw up ahead of everybody else, and than learn as much, and than use it to make subsequent… — Vinod Khosla Copy Share Image
You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
If you are going to focus on a teacher, you have to be focused on the teacher and not peripheral vibrations that… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I screw up in the game, I miss a shot or I miss a rebound, and I fight myself. I am… — Mehmet Okur Copy Share Image
Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death “Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only… — Greg Egan Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up when I play my own music. I also take voice… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
“But it’s not really the love that I envy, it’s the trust. The feeling that no matter how bad you screw up,… — Cassia Leo Copy Share Image
Screw up my life?" He stared at me for a second and then said, deadpan, "I'm a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
You’ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound men’s asses. I will never get over that. You… — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, nobody can tell you how to tackle failure or how to handle change. The world is… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
It's possible that we'll screw up the climate so badly that most of us will die and a few breeding pairs will… — Dale Jamieson Copy Share Image
When we got to the part where we had to improvise an argument in a poetic language, I got cold feet. "I… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The marker of those who understand the gospel of Jesus Christ is that, when they stumble and fall, when they screw up,… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
If the best way to learn to succeed is to fail as fast as possible, then the second-best way is to watch… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively. — Tom Christiansen Copy Share Image
Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
But when we find that one person who completes us, we don't give up. No matter how bad we screw up. We… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something. — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track. — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
“I screwed up guys, real big time; holy great grandmother of all screw-ups!” — Satyen Nabar Copy Share Image
Transformation doesn't have to be deep, dark and mysterious. If you screw up, fine - laugh at yourself, learn and move on. — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I've seen so many screw-ups of representations of South Africa, and it makes me so angry every time. — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level. — Jami Gertz Copy Share Image
“First rule of motherhood, dearie: men are screw-ups. Learn it now and you'll be a whole lot happier.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one! — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes. — Don Drysdale Copy Share Image
I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
