A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
You got to harden yourself. Make, like, a shell around you. But not everyone can do it. If they got nothing to… — Charlie Higson Copy Share Image
All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself.… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence. I hope… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups...… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Friday morning, Kylie, Miranda, and Della, each carting suitcases, walked the trail to meet up with their parents. They walked slowly, like… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Luke [the gospel writer] screws up his dating by tactlessly mentioning events that historians are capable of independently checking. There was indeed… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
What we have to remember is that not everything is under our control. If people are free in any meaningful sense of… — Joel Miller Copy Share Image
The thing I like so much about short stories is that there isn't as much of an investment of time so I'm… — Charles de Lint Copy Share Image
U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do?… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Claire, I-Look, my life is one long series of screw-ups and bad decisions, and I know that. I own that. But you...I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Or maybe a person is just made up of a lot of peopleMaybe we’re accumulating these new selves all the time. Hauling… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
With six weeks' worth of recuperation time, you'll also be able to see any glaring holes in the plot or character development.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
But I've always felt very comfortable on stage, even if I screw up. It always felt like a dog, this is my… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I do not appeal to you to screw up your courage and sacrifice for Christ. I appeal to you to renounce all… — John Piper Copy Share Image
I really don't mind dying because I figure I haven't wasted this life. Up until my first book was published I had… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
Be willing to apologize. Proper apologies have three parts: 1) What I did was wrong. 2) I'm sorry that I hurt you.… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
... don't be afraid to screw up !... one of the key issues to learning is making mistakes ... if you're not… — Robben Ford Copy Share Image
I can let you in, Eva. I’m trying. But your first response when I screw up is to run away. You do… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That’s what she did. It was bad judgment, that’s all. You don’t cut off the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Everyone is wounded. No one is healthy enough to never screw up, when you're in combat. But, I like to show that,… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily notice too much of a change in the sense of the kind of matches that I have in say… — Adam Cole Copy Share Image
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
If it’s over, then don’t let the past screw up the rest of your life. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
We're dreamers and - since we only have one life, and if we screw up we can get in a world of… — John Edgar Wideman Copy Share Image
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