I worked in a watercress bed, picking weeds out of watercress when I was at school. It was awful. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The hit rap duo Kris Kross wore their trousers backwards, in the Nineties, and I wore my trousers backwards to a school… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
