Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny. — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Learning dance steps was the sorry Saturday night pursuit of every boardinghouse girl in America” — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when - well, first off, when you read almost any story that begins 'You know you're getting… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live." — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten… — Angus Deayton Copy Share Image
Most musicians I know don't just play music on Saturday night. They play music every day. They are always fiddling around, letting… — Henry Wessel, Jr Copy Share Image
My typical Saturday night is a great solo dinner at one of my favorite restaurants. I like to talk to the restaurant… — Kendrick Sampson Copy Share Image
“It was Saturday night at the Tune-In Cafe and the only person inside its dingy walls who wasn't drunk was seriously starting… — Sandra Marton Copy Share Image
You have to understand how lucky I feel. I was on 'Saturday. Night. Live.' I played with the Clash! On what planet… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
My TV comedy idols are the Charles brothers, who did 'Cheers;' Larry Gelbart, who did 'MASH;' and Larry David, who did 'Seinfeld.'… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
“Now that he was actually introducing Eleanor to his mom, he couldn’t help but see her the way his mom was going… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“After the picture had been shooting for a couple of weeks, Jean had a party at his house on a Saturday night.… — Robert Wagner Copy Share Image
My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path. — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
What if you lived your entire life completely without urgency? You went to classes, you ate your meals, on Saturday nights a… — Joyce Johnson Copy Share Image
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An Irishman walks into a pub,” she begins and the bar went silent. “The bartender asks him, ‘What'll you have?’” Her Irish… — Fisher Amelie Copy Share Image
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M AT HOME ON FACEBOOK DON'T LAUGH SO ARE YOU... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't want to go out on dates on Friday and Saturday night, because I wanted to go to the Opry with… — Lorrie Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
On an ideal Saturday night, I'll go to the New York City Ballet, where my friends play percussion. — Molly Yeh Copy Share Image
Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
