Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I was just trying to blend the standup that I do almost with like the visual sketch stuff that I did on… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I've gotta long list of things to do, bucket list things - play 'Saturday Night Live,' make a movie. I want a… — Grace Potter Copy Share Image
“My Mouth Goes into Politics. The Rest of Me Is Forced to Follow. After the Writers Guild of America Strike that Changed… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I've only really had one period when I lost myself and felt like I was going to lose my career, and that… — Olly Murs Copy Share Image
I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“Chelsea was something else. Like an unstoppable force of nature. Similar to a hurricane or a tornado. Or a pit bull. Violet… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“I used to know a carnival man turned preacher who said the key to his success was understanding the people of what… — James Lee Burke Copy Share Image
I want to have my own quiz show. I want to do a Saturday night, wear a suit and do one of… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
We've uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and some people killed on Saturday nights. One of my… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
When I was 16 or 17 I got a job at a McDonald's in Nottinghamshire. I was given the prestigious late Friday… — Richard Bacon Copy Share Image
One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
He liked cheap women, fast cars, late nights, and hard liquor, especially all together. In Jack's view, you are obliged to sin… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.' — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
You may try your experiment for a week and see how you like it. I think by Saturday night you will find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They have long lost count of the days, but always if they want to do anything special they say this is saturday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If I'd been doing the cabaret circuit or the club circuit or the Saturday night telly that was around in the 80s,… — Les Dennis Copy Share Image
“Arthur and Julie and Mark and Rachel. The Siegels and the Feldmans. It’s not just that we were best friends—we dated each… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Politics is a tough game. But would I change places with a trauma nurse in an emergency ward on a busy Saturday… — Michael Ignatieff Copy Share Image
A lot of the original people on 'SNL' came through Chicago - and Toronto, I'm sure - but Chicago was the center… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
