“It is not mysterious to be home on a Saturday night, reading a novel in a pile of smelly golden retrievers.” — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
Would I rather be on 'Saturday Night Live' or Snapchat? I'd rather be on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
I did everything when I started. In Miami I did news, I did weather, I did sports, I did disk-jockeying. And I… — Larry King Copy Share Image
I think women have always been funny. But when Tina Fey became head writer at 'Saturday Night Live,' the culture shifted, and… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand… — Alva Myrdal Copy Share Image
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of Saturday night on BBC television, being chased around by yellow rubber balls. — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
This person here, Dalton, my boyfriend, is amazing. I dont know what I would do without him... Yeah he has said a… — Savannah J Copy Share Image
“You can imagine how distraught I feel when I hear about the glorified heroism-free “middle class values,” which, thanks to globalization and… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“This is about us. This is about an intense, deep connection we have. I have loved you since I first laid eyes… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
[Wayne's World and Tommy Boy] was all from hosting Saturday Night Live the first time [in 1990]. I just had such a… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live' and those comedians - that's really even what got me into music was The Blues… — John Popper Copy Share Image
I want to win a Grammy. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I want to be a musical… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
“The Cowboy Way Being a Cowboy is doing the right thing; common wisdom born of simple virtues and strong ideals. Above all,… — Charly Gullett Copy Share Image
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
If you want to know how important Portland is to me, there's no Saturday night gigs here. They weren't available. So our… — Garth Brooks Copy Share Image
Baseball outfits went through their gaudy period during the disco '70's, when the White Sox looked like softball players and the Athletics… — George Vecsey Copy Share Image
In order to get the worst possible first impression of Los Angeles one should arrive there by bus, preferably in summer and… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
Girl you melt me like ice in whiskey With those blue flame looks that you give me You can't hide what's inside… — FGL Copy Share Image
I watched 'Hey Hey' religiously every Saturday night like every other single human that I knew. — Rebecca Breeds Copy Share Image