Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
"Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on to the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“She tapped out a beat on the edge of the piano as I tripped and plummeted through the refrain of “Spacebar,” trying… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice… — Adhish Mazumder Copy Share Image
Nature wishes that woman should attract man, yet she often cunningly moulds into her face a little sarcasm, which seems to say,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog." COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
The subconscious doesn't distinguish sarcasm and jokes. It just accepts what it hears. That's the power of words. — India Arie Copy Share Image
I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts… — Don Hertzfeldt Copy Share Image
Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the… — Vissarion Belinsky Copy Share Image
“Do I have to get diapers?” he asked. “Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed. Dylan huffed loudly. Eyebrows knitted together, “DO… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me.... — Blondie Copy Share Image
“Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night." "And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically.” — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“The Gay' is not infectious, the world is not coming to an end, and people are happy. Gosh, how about that.” — Kelley York Copy Share Image
“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
“That was Hunter,' said Quinn as his father's footsteps faded away. 'I figured. Since he said to call him Hunter and everything.” — Jennifer Sturman Copy Share Image
“It’s not complicated and it doesn’t compare to my problem, now give me a damn cookie I think I earned it,” Jill… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
