When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fine. Okay. I killed her. But I didn’t mean to. And I didn’t kill her, kill her.” “Oh, I see. As long… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Fine, it’s decided.” Vain resumed his stride. “I’ll do all the killing, and you do all the stuff that an Avun-Riah does.… — Luke Romyn Copy Share Image
Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Halloween: Is one night of the year when all households save the most on their electricity bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
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“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Arjuro made a scoffing sound. ‘You think Lumatere will invade because of you? Are you that important?’ Froi looked away. ‘Isaboe would… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when your lying in bed with your eyes closed and someone says your name and you say what… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
Pen drives are like relatives, no matter how many you have, when you really need it, you can't even find one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sarcastic & I have a smart a* attitude! It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity, and I don't give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
