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If I showed you scripts from my first few movies, the descriptions of my characters all said 'the ugly girl'. — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
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There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.' — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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