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Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,'… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I think I'll be a clown when I get grown,' said Dill. Jem and I stopped in our tracks. Yes sir, a… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Before the counter-culture revolutionary Li Lian was executed in 1971 for criticising the Cultural Revolution, pour policemen pushed her face against the… — Ma Jian Copy Share Image
We became more familiar with [Bernard Leach], and with this familiarity came, I wouldn't say contempt, but certainly an awareness that everything… — Warren MacKenzie Copy Share Image
I have indeed lived and worked to my taste either in art or science. What more could a man desire? Knowledge has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's the luxury of time that lets me in some ways now spoil myself. I get my workout in every day. I… — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image