Said Quotes · Page 127

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."

— Mitch Hedberg

When I look back on my life, I wonder how I survived - my mother said I had a guardian angel.

— Micky Dolenz

Tammy Faye said, I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad.

— Jessica Hahn

I'm only telling you on the truth," he said. "If you can't stand the truth, don't ask for it.

— Colum McCann

If prices go down, we will have problems - problems in the sense of spillover to other areas.

— Alan Greenspan

Some one has said that most of us don't think, we just occasionally rearrange our prejudices.

— Frank Knox

Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.

— Edward Abbey

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

— Guy Johnson

Sometimes,” Joe said after a bit, “it’s just easier to keep being what everyone expects you to be. Even if that’s what…

— Megan Hart

As I said in Phoenix we had 21,000 people. We had - we didn't even have anybody stand up and try and…

— Donald Trump

Senator Mitch McConnell, the Republican leader in the Senate, said that Republicans' number one priority was the defeat of President Obama.

— Steny Hoyer

Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever…

— Diablo Cody

There is something very attractive about blonds, especially for brunettes. Its been said that blonds are loved and brunettes do the loving.

— Joan Juliet Buck

It could fairly be said that America, during the Bush years, has entered an Age of Denial - arguably the first stage…

— Graydon Carter

Like one of [Donald] Trump`s sons said this is a huge step down for him to run for president. Like he`s not…

— Chris Hayes

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He…

— Rita Rudner

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of…

— Rush Limbaugh

When I asked Robert Spitzer about the possibility that he'd inadvertently created a world in which ordinary behaviours were being labelled mental…

— Jon Ronson

I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los Angeles and auditioned for…

— Christian Kane

The character of the artist doesn't enter into the nature of the art. Eliot said that art is the escape from personality,…

— Lucian Freud

I've always said, the key organ here isn't the brain, it's the stomach. When things start to decline - there are bad…

— Peter Lynch

[The] Hopi earth does contain my roots and I am, indeed, from that land. Because the roots are there, I will find…

— Wendy Rose

The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off…

— John Cleese

The girls said she was too cynical about love, but how could you not be? On the surface, relations between men and…

— J. Courtney Sullivan

It was said of him that he did not say much, but that when he did everyone stopped to listen.

— Benjamin Franklin

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

— Stephenie Meyer

Occupation - pressing occupation that will not be said nay - is a sovereign remedy for grief.

— William Godwin

I cared about us. But the cold hard truth was, nothing I said or did could realign the stars.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

When asked about the meaning of the Dravidian Model, I said it was an inclusive growth model.

— M. K. Stalin

Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.

— Edward Abbey

The Prophet also said: "A truthful and trustworthy merchant is associated with the prophets."

— Muhammad ibn Isa at-Tirmidhi

First comes the sweat. Then comes the beauty if you're very lucky and have said your prayers.

— George Balanchine

I said, 'Well, how much space do I have?' And they said, 'Well, you know, it's the Internet.'

— Maira Kalman

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

— JoAnne Carner

I've always said to my teammates that 'two points is two points, whether it's yours or mine.'

— Lou Williams

That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

— Christopher Moore

My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.

— Cynthia Payne

I said that once I stopped playing, when that time comes, I wanted to still be around sports.

— Robert Covington

It's been said that astronomy is a humbling and, I might add, a character-building experience.

— Carl Sagan

The Irishman in English literature may be said to have been born with an apology in his mouth.

— James Connolly