Most of us would be far enough from vanity if we heard all the things that are said about us. — Joseph Rickaby Copy Share Image
Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
What," I said, "is that a crime here or something? Like only buying one thing at the Gas/Gro? — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are always throwing things at me that I've said and I say that I didn't mean anything. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
My Poor Dad Often Said, 'I'd Rather Be Happy Than Rich.' My Rich Dad Said, 'Why Not Be Both?' — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I said nothing. I’m good at saying nothing. I don’t like talking. I could go the rest of my life without saying… — Lee Child Copy Share Image
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
When I did red, it was nine, and that was it for me. I said, "Here I am - nine is my… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
When I signed up for Y&R, my actor friends said, 'A daytime soap? It'll kill your career!' Now they'd trade places with… — Jeanne Cooper Copy Share Image
I have advocated postal reform for many years. The parliament said it was an absurd argument. The people have said it was… — Junichiro Koizumi Copy Share Image
I ask you, if a mad man came in and abducted your child and I said to you I can bring your… — Sam Childers Copy Share Image
I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my… — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image
A wise man had said that your Christian life is like a three-legged stool. The legs are doctrine, experience and practice, which… — J. I. Packer Copy Share Image
One evening, when I was yet in my nurse's arms, I wanted to touch the tea urn, which was boiling merrily ...… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I can’t do it, Gideon! I can’t make out the way you kiss me one moment and then act as if you… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
Where’s your sketch pad?” I asked. … “I gave that up,” Kay said. “I wasn’t very good, so I changed my major.”… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
That's a lovely idea, Diana,' said Anne enthusiastically. 'Living so that you beautify your name, even if it wasn't beautiful to begin… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
The only, the only possibility would be if the Republicans are in the majority and they can offer me something that would… — Angus King Copy Share Image
My father was an extremely brilliant man. I consider him a genius, and so he probably could have joined Mensa. But why?… — Paul Laffoley Copy Share Image
Tessa touched his wrist lightly with her hand. "Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If someone said, 'you can't skateboard, it's in your wrestling contract,' I wouldn't sign it. — Darby Allin Copy Share Image
The foundation of a man's duty as a man is in truth. Beyond this there is nothing to be said. — Torii Mototada Copy Share Image
When I quit all these things and said I didn't have any time, I meant I didn't have any time. — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
A respected health economist said that these plans would cost a trillion dollars more a year. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
As her father had so often said... Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Literature could be said to be a sort of disciplined technique for arousing certain emotions. — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
You both should feel honored.” “Right, very honored,” I said. “Always wanted to be possessed! — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It is said that government is a necessary evil, but it is far more evil than it is necessary. — James Cook Copy Share Image
There's a name for people with an interest in the moon," Alex said. "They're called lunatics. — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
It is said that water is for cattle and farmers, that milk is for children and blood for men. — Walter M. Miller, Jr Copy Share Image
DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
