Awake Quote by Lyn Nofziger

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

— Bruce Vilanch

I remember, as a kid, nothing struck me funnier than seeing Richard Nixon look into the camera and sincerely tell everyone he didn't know…

— Martin Short

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if…

— Harry S Truman

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder what's on television.”

— Pinkberry

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women…

— Art Buchwald

Sometimes I lie awake at night an ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take…

— Anonymous

Best thing in lie is that you wake up everyday and still laugh.

— Anonymous

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

— Johnny Carson

[On Richard M. Nixon:] Americans began with a president who couldn't tell a lie and now they have one who can't tell the truth.

— Benazir Bhutto

That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and…

— Lyndon B. Johnson

I always end laughing when I pretend to be asleep...

— Anonymous