Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse. — Jennifer Rardin Etiquette Copy Share Image
“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!” — Jennifer Rardin Belly dance Copy Share Image
All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers. — Jennifer Rardin Can do Copy Share Image
There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven. — Jennifer Rardin Granddaughter Copy Share Image
Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country. — Jennifer Rardin Country Copy Share Image
The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep! — Jennifer Rardin Buns Copy Share Image
Still enmeshed from the knees down, Vayl flopped off the cabinet before we realized he needed a hand down, falling fast and… — Jennifer Rardin Cabinets Copy Share Image
Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my… — Jennifer Rardin Giggle Copy Share Image
Jumping up and down is definitely sexy," Vayl assured me. "Would you like to do it two or three times right now… — Jennifer Rardin Business Copy Share Image
Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of… — Jennifer Rardin Bread Copy Share Image
The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! — Jennifer Rardin Brain Copy Share Image
“As I was leaving, a door opened and a man looked out. I got the feeling we were having a mutual oh-crap-you're-not-supposed-to-see-me… — Jennifer Rardin Leaving Copy Share Image
Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number… — Jennifer Rardin Bad guy Copy Share Image
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech,… — Jennifer Rardin Blood Copy Share Image
Seriously?" I shrugged. "He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him." Cole… — Jennifer Rardin Asked Copy Share Image
We went to the door and I let Asha in. I expected an uberawkward moment when he and Vayl met. But Asha… — Jennifer Rardin Awkward moment Copy Share Image
“I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, "That Jasmine Parks, gods… — Jennifer Rardin Cupid Copy Share Image
The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she… — Jennifer Rardin Aids Copy Share Image
Now he looked at the classic parked on the street and admitted, “I bought it soon after we met. I… had hoped… — Jennifer Rardin Chance Copy Share Image
Vayl, this is not a pleasant moment for me," I confessed. "No?" "Locked in a windowless, doorless room with a dancing, headless… — Jennifer Rardin Dancing Copy Share Image
Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not… — Jennifer Rardin Cheat Copy Share Image
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an… — Jennifer Rardin Approach Copy Share Image
Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from… — Jennifer Rardin Behind you Copy Share Image
“I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its… — Jennifer Rardin Bad thing Copy Share Image
I'm just being practial. I knew someday I might have to bare my throat to you. Pete and I discussed that very… — Jennifer Rardin Asking Copy Share Image
“Quick, think of a marvelous excuse he’ll totally swallow. Aha!“To practice. Unlike you guys, I haven’t tried my particular talent since Granny… — Jennifer Rardin Dance Copy Share Image
“Now, here's what we do. You and I will find a back way out of this place. If we come across someone… — Jennifer Rardin Bond Copy Share Image
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before… — Jennifer Rardin Animal Copy Share Image
And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder… — Jennifer Rardin Beer Copy Share Image
“Cassandra watched him go, slumping a little as the distance between them grew. "He was so nice." "Yeah." "And look at that… — Jennifer Rardin Cassandra Watched Copy Share Image
“Cole!" Cassandra smacked him on the shoulder. "Wha-?" When he opened his mouth all you could see was half-chewed goo. "How old… — Jennifer Rardin Brown hair Copy Share Image
“Hot.” The last word, barely a whisper, lost itself in my hair as he pressed his lips to that spot just below… — Jennifer Rardin Jaz-parks Copy Share Image
Sounds good. Drive safe." He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes. — Jennifer Rardin Care Copy Share Image
So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed… — Jennifer Rardin Assassins Copy Share Image
“Whatever happened to 'Hey, how are you?' 'Long time, no see.' Apparently you don't have to observe the rules of etiquette when… — Jennifer Rardin Long time Copy Share Image
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little… — Jennifer Rardin Dog Copy Share Image
When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you… — Jennifer Rardin Crutches Copy Share Image
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in… — Jennifer Rardin Beer Copy Share Image
