I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I've been pulled over with four hoopers in the car before and we've all been taken out and searched because we were… — Bradley Beal Copy Share Image
“It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that… — Beatrice Stark Girl Detective Copy Share Image
In my schoolboy reveries, we were always two fugitives riding on the spine of a book, eager to escape into worlds of… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
When I was 18 at the Santa Ana River Jetty is where I put my first board in the water that I… — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
What I've found in the last few tours is that it takes a week to hit the body. You're still on a… — Sam Bennett Copy Share Image
Say, what other metre is it Than the meeting of the eyes? Nature poureth into nature Through the channels of that feature… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I originally envisioned myself doing something with the suffix 'ology' at the end of it, like marine biology or entomology. But after… — Callan McAuliffe Copy Share Image
A lot of producers and creative types want to see you be you. Throw something else out there and show them where… — Michael Mosley Copy Share Image
If the fact that people make poor decisions is reason enough for the government to second-guess their decisions about dangerous activities such… — Jacob Sullum Copy Share Image
“Good riding techniques result in immediate automated control forces, resulting in controlling scary situations automatically. Sliding changes seat, peg and grip positions… — Conrad Dent Copy Share Image
What makes horror movies work is the idea that "oh my God, what would I do if I were in that situation?… — James Wan Copy Share Image
Seems there's a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
.’..all this talk about your son’s loyalty and fidelity has made me feel a sudden urge to go riding.’ His father scowled.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was throwing the big broadsword around my head for a couple of hours. Then I went horse riding the same day.… — Angus Macfadyen Copy Share Image
Technology has a great deal to do with it. The Panaflex camera was a big breakthrough when it came along; it changed… — Vilmos Zsigmond Copy Share Image
I have been agreeably disappointed in my idea of the camels. They are far from unpleasant to ride; in fact, it is… — William John Wills Copy Share Image
Lots of people feel more alive when they're riding a roller-coaster relationship. But while this might be fun for a while, it… — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing. — Ric Keller Copy Share Image
Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
I'm not 'worked up' so much as 'fed up' with the rat faced whores in the Conservative Party who neglect to invite… — Pat Martin Copy Share Image
The start of a World Cross Country event is like riding a horse in the middle of a buffalo stampede. It's a… — Ed Eyestone Copy Share Image
I would love to get an international version of Riding Shotgun going, because that's what I've been angling at ever since I… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I don't know why all these actors think going to a gym or riding horses or learning how to fight are the… — Rishi Kapoor Copy Share Image
I used to work at my dad's peanut mill, and worked 15 hours a day, 6 days a week. So, now, riding… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
Sleep! I feel the need of it, as never I thought any dwarf could , riding is tiring work. Yet my axe… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Try to remember the reason you started riding a motorcycle in the first place. For me, it was a couple of things… — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I love kite surfing and mountain bike riding. It's kind of interesting; my kite surfing ability has probably deteriorated with the rate… — Anthony Goldbloom Copy Share Image
I just love riding my bike - no more so than at home in Cardiff and in South Wales on the roads… — Geraint Thomas Copy Share Image
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
We profile drivers based on their riding behavior, driving behavior to make sure we weed out the bad-performing drivers, which are considered… — Bhavish Aggarwal Copy Share Image
I grew up horseback riding. That was my passion. I didn't start shopping until about 16 or 17, when I could drive… — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
What's interesting is a lot of the older music when we start performing it, it acts a lot like muscle memory. It's… — Brandon Boyd Copy Share Image
I felt the need to clarify we were there for the self defense class, in case he also taught about dog breeding… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I don't think we should see the world of books as fundamentally separate from the world of the Internet. Yes, the Internet… — John Green Copy Share Image
Riding a horse is a relationship with a foreign creature, and with musicians it's a similar thing: "OK, I'm going to put… — Nico Muhly Copy Share Image
Maybe it was true, and being a girl could be about interest rates and skinny jeans, riding bikes and wearing pink. Not… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
