When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Writing itself is a bad enough trade, rightly held up to ridicule and contempt by the greater part of mankind, and especially… — Hilaire Belloc Copy Share Image
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
We don't all dig Shakespeare uniformly, or even 'Little Red Riding Hood.' The understanding of art depends finally upon one's willingness to… — Ralph Ellison Copy Share Image
Riding a bicycle is the summit of human endeavour - an almost neutral environmental effect coupled with the ability to travel substantial… — Jeremy Corbyn Copy Share Image
I think racing and riding are two different elements of cycling. You either want to or not depending on what you want… — Mark-Paul Gosselaar Copy Share Image
A horse will never tire of a rider who possesses both tact and sensitivity because he will never be pushed beyond his… — Nuno Oliveira Copy Share Image
Learn how to meditate on paper. Drawing and writing are forms of meditation. Learn how to contemplate works of art. Learn how… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
For the young, the practice of equitation is a valuable lesson, as it requires the exercise of all human virtue. If they… — Nuno Oliveira Copy Share Image
She was too much—for Zenith, Ohio. She’d tried at times to make herself smaller, to fit neatly into the ordered lines of… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Bike riding is where I go to solve all the problems. I know you can't tell from looking at me, but I'm… — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on."… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Mortality is, in reality, a very, very short period. It is literally a snap of the fingers compared to an eternity. It… — Hartman Rector, Jr Copy Share Image
I originally envisioned myself doing something with the suffix 'ology' at the end of it, like marine biology or entomology. But after… — Callan McAuliffe Copy Share Image
A lot of producers and creative types want to see you be you. Throw something else out there and show them where… — Michael Mosley Copy Share Image
I think my appeal is that I've always tried to stay very grounded to my fans and to be accessible - not… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
Sometimes I would ride with my daughter in the car to go make transactions. A couple of times me, her and my… — Nelly Copy Share Image
I'm all about freedom in art. I'm from Texas, so when someone tells you which way to ride your horse, you think… — Robert Rodriguez Copy Share Image
A big reason I wanted to move [from North Carolina] to New York was to get rid of my car. But honestly,… — Travis Stewart Copy Share Image
Nothing's riding on this, except the First Amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press and maybe the future of the country.… — Ben Bradlee Copy Share Image
In terms of a comedy plan I don't really have a list of what I want accomplish. I'm just riding the wave!… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
Because mountains are high and broad, the way of riding the clouds is always reached in the mountains; the inconceivable power of… — Dogen Copy Share Image
I was well known to African Americans before Bill Clinton discovered me. He was like Christopher Columbus riding up on something he… — Sister Souljah Copy Share Image
Would you like to cross another item off this list today?" "I should like that very much. Which do you propose?" "I… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I've been pulled over with four hoopers in the car before and we've all been taken out and searched because we were… — Bradley Beal Copy Share Image
“It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that… — Beatrice Stark Girl Detective Copy Share Image
In my schoolboy reveries, we were always two fugitives riding on the spine of a book, eager to escape into worlds of… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
When I was 18 at the Santa Ana River Jetty is where I put my first board in the water that I… — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
What I've found in the last few tours is that it takes a week to hit the body. You're still on a… — Sam Bennett Copy Share Image
Say, what other metre is it Than the meeting of the eyes? Nature poureth into nature Through the channels of that feature… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Technology has a great deal to do with it. The Panaflex camera was a big breakthrough when it came along; it changed… — Vilmos Zsigmond Copy Share Image
I have been agreeably disappointed in my idea of the camels. They are far from unpleasant to ride; in fact, it is… — William John Wills Copy Share Image
Lots of people feel more alive when they're riding a roller-coaster relationship. But while this might be fun for a while, it… — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing. — Ric Keller Copy Share Image
Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image