Raccoon Quotes

An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.

— Ilona Andrews

“Who knew raccoons were so aggressive?”

— Grace Hitchcock

I cut my teeth as the black raccoon-- For implements of battle.

— Countee Cullen

“Oh, for fuck's sake; sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon!”

— Tanya Huff

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

— Randy Quaid

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.

— Nikki Reed

Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.

— Joss Whedon

“I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once, But only to another room.”

— Rod McKuen

“She was enveloped from head to foot in a raccoon fur coat, with a jaunty hat of the same, trimmed only with…

— Carolyn Wells

A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.

— Steel City News

“LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt”

— Darynda Jones

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah,…

— Rachel Caine

Tracked a raccoon one time in the snow. I was in the neighborhood and I was just curious where this raccoon lived.…

— Mike Leach

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out…

— George Carlin

“Raccoon." She saw Ellie put a hand to her mouth to cover the giggles and then looked back at Tom. "Like, you…

— Ilsa J. Bick

I love raccoons. I had a raccoon figurine collection as a kid, and I now have two movies with 'Ranger Rick' jokes…

— James Gunn

“If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out,…

— Jenny Lawson

“I practiced indoors, fully-clothed, using only an open window to connect with nature. Not a single animal sacrifice, either. I hadn’t even…

— Rebecca Hamilton

I reluctantly soldiered on to the raccoon. It actually would have tasted quite good had I not had the image of a…

— Lester Holt

“He sidestepped down the alley and into another one connected to a small garage, where a raccoon with matching black eyes just…

— Jackie Sonnenberg

“Raccoon Coon, why did you come to this dance with a mask on? Why not the tin man and his rainbow girl?…

— Anne Sexton

“I had a cat named Ginger when I was a kid. He was orange. I named him when I was three, before…

— Renee Carlino

“Favorite Quotations. I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. The worth of a book is measured by what…

— Pat Frayne