While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
And I think the almost undeviating support by Great Britain for the ill-advised policies of President Bush in Iraq have been a… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Harry Reid's accusation that President Bush is playing politics with national security may earn him the title of hypocrite-in-chief. — Tracey Schmitt Copy Share Image
Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
[I am] saddened, saddened, that this president [Bush] failed so miserably at diplomacy that we're now forced to go to war. Saddened… — Tom Daschle Copy Share Image
Explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be no loss of wetlands: He didn't say… — Richard Darman Copy Share Image
President Bush insisted that there was nothing in the August 6th, 2001 briefing, which was titled 'Bin Laden determined to attack the… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
...President [Bush] believes that [high-energy consumption] is an American way of life, and that it should be the goal of policymakers to… — Ari Fleischer Copy Share Image
Be certain that Yasser Arafat’s final days are numbered, but allow us to finish him off our way, not yours. And be… — Mohammed Dahlan Copy Share Image
All my stories were usually titled, 'White House Says,' 'President Bush Wants,' and I relied on transcripts from the briefings. I relied… — Jeff Gannon Copy Share Image
In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“My family is a classic American-dream story. My great-grandparents fled Russia to avoid being murdered for their religion. Just two generations later,… — David Litt Copy Share Image
The publisher Jeff Johnson, who has offered not a word of explanation to me, has privately told people that he hated every… — Robert Scheer Copy Share Image
Analysis of President Bush's tax plan has revealed that several elaborate tricks and gimmicks were used to make it look like a… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Everybody who has dealt with China over an extended period of time has come to more or less the same conclusions. There… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap. President Bush… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Political analysts say that President Bush's re-election strategy is to try and convince Americans that he's a war president. I don't get… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush, whose scorn for journalists is balanced by a soft spot in his heart for the conglomerates they work for, threatens… — Bill Moyers Copy Share Image
There isn't a political price to be paid yet for doing nothing. People need to get upset with President Bush. People need… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
The truth is, President Bush provides the right rhetoric, but then pursues all the wrong policies. — Senator John Kerry Copy Share Image
I voted for President Bush, I voted for President Clinton, and, although I do want my vote back, I voted for President… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
President Bush has said that the economy is growing, that there are jobs out there. But you know, it's a long commute… — Tom Daschle Copy Share Image
...when a reporter is quoting Sid Blumenthal on president Bush, you know he's scraping the barrel. — Andrew Sullivan Copy Share Image
President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Thanks to President Bush and Republican principles, businesses now have more confidence to hire workers. — John Doolittle Copy Share Image
We do not believe voters gave President Bush a mandate to turn back the clock decades on so many of our legal… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to CNN, Donald Rumsfeld said the war in Iraq did not go according to plan. And President Bush said, 'What? We… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
President Bush was widely ridiculed for consulting the Reverend Billy Graham before the Gulf war. — William Bennett Copy Share Image
I'd like President Bush to think maybe there's another way to think, that maybe Kissinger was wrong when he says we had… — F. Murray Abraham Copy Share Image
Bin Laden was completely protected by the oil companies in this country who told [President] Bush not to go after him because… — Oliver Stone Copy Share Image
I have said a lot in the past and now I think it is best that I do not comment on what… — Tommy Franks Copy Share Image
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