The White House has finally found one guy that kinda remembers serving with President Bush in the National Guard. Now they just… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In the next four years, President Bush will continue to keep America safe, our enemies on the run, and our economic progress… — Henry Bonilla Copy Share Image
President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush said yesterday that it was appropriate for the White House to invoke Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers's religion in making… — Peter Baker Copy Share Image
I am grateful to President George W. Bush for PEPFAR, which is saving the lives of millions of people in poor countries… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
A past President, bullied and sandbagged by a monkey posing as a newscaster, finally lashed back....The nation's marketplace of ideas is being… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
President Bush insisted that there was nothing in the August 6th, 2001 briefing, which was titled 'Bin Laden determined to attack the… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The problem is that the way [President] Bush has done it over the last eight years is to take out a credit… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Our restaurant fostered a sense of camaraderie in a number of ways besides sharing the same nickname of 'chef.' Initially, we bonded… — Phoebe Damrosch Copy Share Image
The reality is that [Barack] Obama has some 15 countries in the current Libya coalition. President Bush put together close to 50… — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Lately even the harshest critics of President Bush have been forced to admit maybe he's right about freedom's march around the globe.… — Brian Williams Copy Share Image
As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows how:… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Be certain that Yasser Arafat’s final days are numbered, but allow us to finish him off our way, not yours. And be… — Mohammed Dahlan Copy Share Image
One day after laying a wreath at the tomb of Martin Luther King Jr., President Bush appoints a federal judge who has… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
President Bush appeared with Arnold Schwarzenegger at a huge campaign event. Only in California can a governor who speaks German and a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This man called President Bush has a lot to answer for. I don't know if this man is really taking care of… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“. ."Isn't Chief worried about the Dan Rather-James Brady syndrome? Getting the news first -- if it's incorrect? And if that wasn't… — Diane Moore Copy Share Image
Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It is time for Democrats who distrust President Bush to acknowledge that he will be commander in chief for three more critical… — Joe Lieberman Copy Share Image
Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image