Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Right after the tragedy, President Bush asked Americans to get on with their lives and we did. — Jane D. Hull Copy Share Image
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
One of the most important post-9/11 efforts made to counter terrorism and the spread of weapons of mass destruction is President Bush's… — Frank Gaffney Copy Share Image
President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ...… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My biggest problem with President Bush is when we were in kindergarten together, he broke my favorite red crayon! Since that moment,… — Carolyn Parrish Copy Share Image
President Bush has asserted the right to wiretap and eavesdrop on any American without a warrant in the name of fighting terrorism.… — Helen Thomas Copy Share Image
A secret blueprint for US global domination reveals that President Bush and his cabinet were planning a premeditated attack on Iraq to… — Ted Koppel Copy Share Image
“September 27, President Bush addressed the nation, saying, “The prospect of a Soviet invasion into Western Europe, launched with little or no… — Garrett M. Graff Copy Share Image
I think what history will show is that one of the most tragic results of the war in Iraq will be that… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
“Populists voters are people who genuinely believe in democracy. They believe that the way Washington works is that the people elect a… — Mencius Moldbug Copy Share Image
It is regrettable that Senator Kennedy has chosen Veteran's Day to continue leveling baseless and false attacks that send the wrong signal… — Scott McClellan Copy Share Image
“This realization is much like Donald Miller's awakening after a day of protesting President Bush: "More than my questions about the efficacy… — Dennis Okholm Copy Share Image
In a world that has gone global, we no longer have a choice. If we don't export freedom, we risk importing the… — Cal Thomas Copy Share Image
President Bush is an intelligent man. He is not going to declare an economic war against Iraq . [...] I admire your… — April Glaspie Copy Share Image
I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
President George W. Bush is endangering the United States and the world's safety while undermining American values. — George Soros Copy Share Image
It serves notice that President Bush is serious about promoting freedom, because free societies are a lot more peaceable than dictatorships and… — Tony Snow Copy Share Image
In 2007 the 'dagger' of an idea that killed President Bush's effort at reforming the immigration system was lax border security. — Juan Williams Copy Share Image
The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
As I look at President Bush, I think he will ultimately be judged as a man of extremely high character. — Tommy Franks Copy Share Image
Not only has President Bush broken his word on funding, he has not put in the effort required to turn this excellent… — Jamie Drummond Copy Share Image
President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As President Bush has said on numerous occasions, it is the government's role to create the conditions, the friendly environment, that will… — Donald Evans Copy Share Image
President Bush has consistently used rhetoric, and that is not convincing given his past record. — Grace Napolitano Copy Share Image
President Bush says he is concerned about the Iraqi people, but if Iraqi people are dying in numbers, then American policy will… — Peter Arnett Copy Share Image
President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.' — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
As part of Social Security reform, I believe that private savings accounts are a part of it - along the lines that… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image