In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I send my condolences, and the condolences of the Palestinian people to American President Bush and his government and to the American… — Yasser Arafat Copy Share Image
People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Should President Clinton have killed Osama bin Laden when he had the opportunity in 1990s? Should President Bush have sent the U.S.… — Pete Hoekstra Copy Share Image
President Bush says he is concerned about the Iraqi people, but if Iraqi people are dying in numbers, then American policy will… — Peter Arnett Copy Share Image
I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion:… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Sooner or later something had to give. But President Bush, faced with the unprecedented affront of 9-11, could not wait to take… — Alexander Haig Copy Share Image
I call President Bush a terrorist. I call those around him terrorists as well: Condoleezza Rice, Rumsfeld, Gonzales in the Justice Department,… — Harry Belafonte Copy Share Image
President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Then there is the matter of the presidential untruths. The problem is not just that Barack Obama says things that are untrue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every day President Bush and Congress refuse to fulfill their obligation to special ed is another day Wisconsin property taxpayers are stuck… — Jim Doyle Copy Share Image
I didnt know that President Bush would endorse a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. — Mary Cheney Copy Share Image
President Bush will come here and there will be new "friends" of America to open a new relationship with the world, new… — Robert Fisk Copy Share Image
To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I'm of the belief that you can have only one commander-in-chief at a time, only one president at a time. President Bush… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
At the unveiling at the White House of the presidential portrait, President Bush pointed out that Hillary Clinton was the first sitting… — Eleanor Clift Copy Share Image
“The other day we hauled in a guy named Abu Zubaydah,” President Bush said at a Republican fund-raiser in Greenwich, Connecticut, on… — Tim Weiner Copy Share Image
Political analysts say that President Bush's re-election strategy is to try and convince Americans that he's a war president. I don't get… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“As a kid, I had the worst mile time ever. Our gym teacher made us run the mile a few times a… — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
