Anyone can lose a few pounds, but not everyone has the tools to stick with it. — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
[To lose twenty pounds] is not even about how much I lose and how fast, it's so much about being healthy. — DJ Khaled Copy Share Image
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu! — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I could find David Beckham naked in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound. — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
On the strength of his literary output alone... any woman of sense would decline to tackle D.H. Lawrence at 1,000 pounds a… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Here's the thing: life is now. It's not ten pounds from now, it's not twenty pounds from now, it's not a million… — Jillian Michaels Copy Share Image
I've done a good job putting some meat on my bones since my freshman year of college. It's taken a lot of… — John Isner Copy Share Image
If I had a thousand pounds, China should have it. If I had a thousand lives, China should have them. No! Not… — Hudson Taylor Copy Share Image
George Stigler was a delightful correspondent. In a letter from London in 1948, after remarking on the inconvertibility of the pound and… — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
I was nearly 28 stone. I'll be honest with you. That is morbidly obese, and I used to buy an extra seat… — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
I lost seventy pounds eating nothing but Jello for 4 months. But of course there is great variety in the colors! I… — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
It's absolutely fine when Wile E. Coyote walks in with a band-aid on his head, after a 3,000-pound rock is dropped on… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
The brain is really hard to see. The whole thing is very large - the human brain is several pounds in weight… — Edward Boyden Copy Share Image
She's wearin' heels, boy, but she's five foot seven, you got five inches and at least a hundred pounds on her," Max… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
What does a man need - really need? A few pounds of food each day, heat and shelter, six feet to lie… — Sterling Hayden Copy Share Image
If government manages to establish paper tickets or bank credit as money, as equivalent to gold grams or ounces, then the government,… — Murray Rothbard Copy Share Image
Caught between the longing for love, and the struggle for the legal tender, where the sirens sing and the church bells ring,… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
The most nervous I've ever been was on a 250 pound music video which is the first thing I ever did. And… — Guy Ritchie Copy Share Image
The words burned on her tongue, but Minerva couldn’t give them voice. What a hopeless coward she was. She could pound on… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I get up after writing, I'm surprised at how my body feels. Suddenly I'm not a lanky, hungry young boy… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
An ounce of wit that is bought, Is worth a pound that is taught. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image