Pretty Ladii

Perfect couple: The two without Facebook.

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Being kissed under the mistletoe.

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Just remember, Karma has everybody's address.

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F*ck people who lock their WiFi

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No one's going to love you more than I do.

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I still care, I'm just done showing it.

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It's my birthday, B*tch.

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Note to men: Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut.

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You can't keep treating her like sh*t then expect her to continue to give you her love.

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You know a girl is serious when she says your name in a text.

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I don't get why people let go of a good thing for a new thing.

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Try to get respect, not attention. It will last longer.

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Don't wife her cause she's a bad b*tch, wife her cause she was there when you ain't have sh*t.

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Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her.

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Why cheat? If you're not happy, just leave. If you don't love them anymore, just tell them.

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Don't cheat on the girl that always has your back with the girl that lays on her back for everybody.

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Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it.

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Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it's really Who do you like or Awkward sexual task.

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Overused words: YOLO; People killed it. SWAG; You don't have any. SORRY; You don't mean it. I LOVE YOU; Show me don't…

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Usually when a b*tch says good luck, she really wanna say F*ck you, I hope you don't get it b*tch.

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If your boyfriend has to delete his text message before he gives you his phone then your boyfriend ain't worth sh*t.

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I'm really sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I honestly had no idea you it was a secret.

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Your lips? I'd kiss that. Your body? I'd hug that. Your heart? Is mine, as mine is yours. Oh, my smile? You…

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She slaps him. He pulls off her dress and they start having sex.

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With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list.

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Maybe it's because you make her feel things that no one else in this world can.

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I got 99 problems and being rich could solve at least 101 of them.

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The 3 F's of a relationship: Fight, Forgive, F*ck.

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If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch.

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The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch.

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If you're gonna play games, please don't waste my f*cking time.

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Throwing fertilizer at these hoes so they can grow the f*ck up!

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He'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else.

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EVERYBODY wants to be in a relationship but NO ONE wants to give up their single ways.

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I can't f*ck with you if you're still cool with your ex. F*ck that.

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Never compare your girlfriend to another girl, especially an ex.

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Every girl wants a Good Morning Beautiful text when she wakes up.

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How you BROKE but you always got money for weed?

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Take a chance because you never know how perfect something might turn out.

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I'm tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here Darling.

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