US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
If you never miss a plane, you’re spending too much time at the airport. — George Stigler Copy Share Image
When people asked me what I did for a living, I told them I make pilots. They thought I was a stewardess. — Suzanne Somers Copy Share Image
If it's torture flying one airline and [yours] is a pleasant experience, it certainly helps your revenue. — David Neeleman Copy Share Image
Pilots enjoy the fun and challenge of handling the fancy machine. — Philip Greenspun Copy Share Image
The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats? — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I used to be a reasonably careless and adventurous person before I had children; now I am morbidly obsessed by seat-belts and… — Margaret Drabble Copy Share Image
I jump out of planes, I could be covered in cockroaches, I do all sorts of things, but I just don't like… — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
I don't particularly want to jump out of an airplane with a parachute if I don't have to. I don't want to… — John M. Grunsfeld Copy Share Image
My younger brothers are both pilots. They had their pilot's licenses, and I was impressed with how young they were. And I… — Mike Faist Copy Share Image
The unions need to be taken on. British Airways is massively over-staffed and has got to get its costs down. . .… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
I love to fly. I always wanted to fly. It's been one of my dreams since I was 3 years old. I… — Elena Anaya Copy Share Image
Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting… — James Purefoy Copy Share Image
I've always thought it was easier for girls to sing harmonies because their voices can go to that higher plane so much… — Levon Helm Copy Share Image
I don't really like long flights any more - I find them too tiring. Flying always involves the same things these days… — Christopher Lee Copy Share Image
It's your duty to fly the airplane. If you get killed in it, you don't know anything about it anyway. Duty is… — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
Airports - they're not my idea of fun at all. Some of the staff are lovely, but you do always get one… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
“(Group~ OFFER) Does American offer assistance for group travel planning? Planning travel ((800))*301((46@29)) for a large group can be a complex undertaking,… — air Copy Share Image
The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My dad is an ob-gyn - he's retired now - and he wanted to come to the States to make a better… — Reggie Lee Copy Share Image
It doesn't look nearly as big as it did the first time I saw one. Mickey McGuire and I used to sit… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
I've never invested in any airline. I'm an airline manager. I don't invest in airlines. And I always said to the employees… — Robert Crandall Copy Share Image
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