Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and… — Guy Browning Copy Share Image
If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Agents are used to the parents pimping. They're not used to the kid pimping. — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe.… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
Certain black leaders would believe that you have to go through their prism: 'If I lay my hand on you, you're OK.'… — Douglas Wilder Copy Share Image
Facebook is for people, Twitter is for perspective, Google+ is for passion, LinkedIn is for pimping — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
Honestly, I hate Facebook - it has nothing on Myspace. I loved how weird and crappy and wild and trashy it was.… — Alex Scally Copy Share Image
The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Colleges [have] forfeited the responsibilities of in loco parentis and have gone into the pimping and brothel business. — Vigen Guroian Copy Share Image
“Pimping is an art, Whoreson. There are very few pimps in this world who can really take the title of being a… — Donald Goines Copy Share Image