“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that’s the motto of my pimp farm.” — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“What’s the most difficult thing you can do? Live simply. ‘Cause in order to be self-sufficient, you got to get well near everybody else… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I’ll say, ‘Memorize all the world’s encyclopedias.’ Once you do that, forget… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I became a farmer, I was a leadership coach).” — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“The nose can’t help catchin’ what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil’s been around for a long time,… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“I don’t want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what I need: the machinery… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“Quotes ain’t all that useful. Fact is, there’s more concise ways to express what you’re feelin’, like screams and moans.” — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“The thing about the black market is, it’s racist. White children make useful slaves, too.” — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“Someone told me once, ‘It’s time to get you a pair of overalls, boy.’ But I don’t believe in summing up nothin’ – I… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
