“If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I’ll say, ‘Memorize all the world’s encyclopedias.’ Once you do that, forget all that fancy junk and rake the leaves – else I’m gonna take a stick to… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“What’s the most difficult thing you can do? Live simply. ‘Cause in order to be self-sufficient, you got to get well near everybody else… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I’ll say, ‘Memorize all the world’s encyclopedias.’ Once you do that, forget… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I became a farmer, I was a leadership coach).” — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“The nose can’t help catchin’ what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil’s been around for a long time,… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“I don’t want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what I need: the machinery… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“Quotes ain’t all that useful. Fact is, there’s more concise ways to express what you’re feelin’, like screams and moans.” — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“The thing about the black market is, it’s racist. White children make useful slaves, too.” — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“Someone told me once, ‘It’s time to get you a pair of overalls, boy.’ But I don’t believe in summing up nothin’ – I… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image