I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup. — Orrin Hatch Copy Share Image
I don't know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those… — Monica Denise Brown Copy Share Image
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Good ideas, like good pickles, are crisp, enduring, and devilishly hard to make. — Rushworth Kidder Copy Share Image
[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had… — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own… — Marcy Kaptur Copy Share Image
You can't run the economy on BMWs alone. If the average person is in a pickle, how do you have a healthy… — Jeremy Grantham Copy Share Image
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles.… — Dianne Wiest Copy Share Image
The fact that they're a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
The jelly - the jam and the marmalade, And the cherry-and quince-'preserves' she made! And the sweet-sour pickles of peach and pear,… — James Whitcomb Riley Copy Share Image
“Viktor looked at the older man’s nightshirt, robe, and nightcap. His lips quirked into a smile. “The hour is late, and the… — Patricia Grasso Copy Share Image
I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously… — Martial Copy Share Image
For if Jack Buggit could escape from the pickle jar, if a bird with a broken neck could fly away, what else… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day. — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
Here, my dear Lucy, hide these books. Quick, quick! Fling "Peregrine Pickle" under the toilette -throw "Roderick Random" into the closet -put… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
Envy is a mistake that just keeps on giving. Obviously we suffer a little when some misfortune befalls us, but envy requires… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl. — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
