Pickles Quotes · Page 3

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom.

— Jennifer Garner

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please…

— Dave Barry

I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day.

— Jordin Sparks

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

— Tracy Morgan

Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.

— Jack Woodford

If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.

— Nikhil Saluja

Good ideas, like good pickles, are crisp, enduring, and devilishly hard to make.

— Rushworth Kidder

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

— Mitch Hedberg

The fact that they're a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that…

— Barney Frank

I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash?

— Robin McKinley

Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make…

— Chris Cleave

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had…

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You can't run the economy on BMWs alone. If the average person is in a pickle, how do you have a healthy…

— Jeremy Grantham

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles.…

— Dianne Wiest

I'm a pickle fiend. I like all kinds of pickles: garlic pickle, lemon pickle, mango pickle, jackfruit pickle, you name it.

— Ruskin Bond

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad…

— John Steinbeck

Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on…

— Nicholas Sparks

We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own…

— Marcy Kaptur

“Viktor looked at the older man’s nightshirt, robe, and nightcap. His lips quirked into a smile. “The hour is late, and the…

— Patricia Grasso

Here, my dear Lucy, hide these books. Quick, quick! Fling "Peregrine Pickle" under the toilette -throw "Roderick Random" into the closet -put…

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

What could be more general than 2, which can represent two galaxies or two pickles, or one galaxy plus one pickle (the…

— Alfred W. Crosby

You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through…

— Mario Batali

I thought this was a cookout. You know, dogs and burgers, Tater Tots, ambrosia salad" Dexter picked up a box of Twinkies,…

— Sarah Dessen

For if Jack Buggit could escape from the pickle jar, if a bird with a broken neck could fly away, what else…

— Annie Proulx

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle

— Arlo Guthrie

Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.

— Regina Spektor

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

— Irena Chalmers

I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup.

— Orrin Hatch

“I have a palate, Williams. A precious possession. And I have no intention of prostituting it to pickles.”

— Josephine Tey

I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too.

— Dr. Seuss

I was your typical pregnant lady - pickles and watermelon.

— Morena Baccarin

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

— Milton Berle

I don't know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those…

— Monica Denise Brown

The fact that theyre a congressionally chartered group should no more incline people to give to that group than the fact that…

— Barney Frank

I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baiae; but now I luxuriously…

— Martial

If people are eating mostly pickles after many generations, where did that come from? It's reflective of history, often a painful history.…

— Anthony Bourdain

Envy is a mistake that just keeps on giving. Obviously we suffer a little when some misfortune befalls us, but envy requires…

— Jeffrey R. Holland

The jelly - the jam and the marmalade, And the cherry-and quince-'preserves' she made! And the sweet-sour pickles of peach and pear,…

— James Whitcomb Riley