Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog thinks I am patting his belly...little does he know I am playing the most epic drum solo of all time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel terrible getting my cat fixed and relegating it to the same sexless existence as me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I got as excited to see other people as dogs do when they see other dogs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No heaven will not ever Heaven be. Unless my cats are there to welcome me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
